How to Hide Things in Your Dorm Room

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Original image by RODNAE Productions from Pexels.

SMALL ITEM

Use an old textbook.

Stash cash between pages. For other items, make a secret compartment.

  • Open the book to page 50 or beyond.

  • Use a razor blade or a sharp knife to cut a square hole in the center of the book. Use a metal ruler to guide you, and keep repeating your cut lines to go deeper and deeper.

  • Remove the square cut-out pages.

  • Put the item in the compartment.

  • Reshelve the book.

 

Use a potted plant.

  • Seal the item in a plastic bag.

  • Dig a hole several inches deep in the soil.

  • Bury the bag.

 Construct a beer can safe.

  • Using a nail or pen, poke a small hole in one side of a beer can, near the bottom. Drink or discard the contents.

  • Use scissors or tin snips to cut away the side of the can with the hole, leaving the top and bottom intact.

  • Stash valuables in the can and place it on a wall covered with other, similar cans. Make sure the hole in the can faces the wall.

 Use electrical outlets.

This location is suitable for very small and dry items only.

  • Use a screwdriver to unscrew the switch plate that surrounds a light switch or electrical outlet.

  • Insert the item in the wall cavity.

  • Replace the plate.

 Use shampoo bottles.

  • Seal the item in a waterproof bag.

  • Hide the bag in a bottle of shampoo.

  • Keep your bathroom items separate from your roommate’s to avoid detection.

Use baseboards.

  • Pry a small section of baseboard away from the wall, using a hammer and chisel or flat screwdriver.

  • Use the hammer to pound a hole in the drywall just above the floor, in an area that will be concealed by the baseboard.

  • Stash the item in the hole.

  • Replace the baseboard by wedging it in place.

LARGE ITEM

Camouflage.

  • Pile dirty or damp clothing on the item to be hidden.

  • Make sure the pile looks and smells sufficiently unappealing to prevent scrutiny.

 

Use a feather pillow.

Depending on the size and weight of the item, you may be able to stash it in a feather pillow.

  • Unzip the pillow and bury the item in the middle.

  • Make sure all hard edges are well covered with several inches of feathers.

  • Re-zip and cover with a dirty pillowcase to deter inspection.

Use your roommate.

If you suspect you will be the subject of a search (particularly a search by a thieving roommate), hide valuables among your roommate’s possessions.

  • Make sure the hidden item is well concealed in the back of a closet, under her bed, or in another location she is unlikely to visit regularly.

  • Check periodically to be certain the hidden item has not been detected.

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